FROM
THE OPINION PAGEN
A MOVE straight out of a "Saturday
Night Live" skit, the Department of
Defense on Monday announced it was
upset with politically incorrect
graffiti scribbled on one of the bombs
dropped on Iraq last week.
Pentagon officials saw an
Associated Press photo taken during the
four-day bombing campaign that showed a
2000-pound laser-guided bomb on the
aircraft carrier USS Enterprise in the
Persian Gulf with an inscription that
said, "Here's a Ramadan present from
Chad Rickenberg."
The Clinton administration was
not amused at this breach of bombing
etiquette. "Department of Defense
officials were distressed to learn of
thoughtless graffiti mentioning the
holy month of Ramadan written on a
piece of U.S. ordnance during Operation
Desert Fox" in Iraq, chief Pentagon
spokesman Kenneth Bacon said in
a statement Monday. "Religious
intolerance is an anathema to Secretary
of Defense William S. Cohen and
to all Americans who cherish the right
to worship freely," he added. "The
United States deeply respects
Islam."
Imagine the nerve of some sailor
insulting Moslems right before they're
bombed, maimed and killed. It is
irrelevant whether the victims could
read the graffiti as the bombs
plummeted toward their homes. Clearly
what counts is the expression of the
offending thought, not the fact that
people are being blown to
smithereens.
Although the Geneva Convention is
silent on this matter, we salute the
Pentagon for insisting on politically
correct bombings. We
suggest in the future that all U.S.
armed forces paint yellow smiley faces
on all ordnance and adopt as its
official wartime slogan: It's not
personal, it's just business."