July 13, 2000 Wanted: A Juvenal
Joseph Sobran Early July saw "World Pride 2000," a huge
homosexual rally in Rome timed to affront the Catholic
Church during this Jubilee year marking the end of the
second millenium of Christianity. The Pope frankly
expressed his "bitterness" at the timing and his disapproval
of the celebration of what Christianity and Judaism have
always recognized as a loathsome sin. But of course even moral disapproval thereof is now
called homophobia - one of those synthetic agitprop words
that buzz about us like hornets. It's a word Shakespeare,
Dickens, and Orwell managed to do without; in
fact, you can't even imagine them using it, or any other
absurd ideological coinage of the sort. If you disapprove of pedophilia, are you a pedophobe? If
you recoil from necrophilia, are you a necrophobe? If you
oppose bestiality, are you a zoophobe? The "gays" (if they're gay, why are they always
complaining?) called on the Church to end its "hostility" to
homosexuals. But to warn people against their sins for the
sake of their immortal souls isn't hostility; it's charity.
And sometimes charity has to be stern, as witness
Christ and St. Paul. Everyone has known spoiled
children who, when scolded for anything, wail, "You don't
love me!" We see the same childish reflex in those
homosexuals who insist that they are the victims of
"hate" whenever others choose not to associate with
them. Reducing our freedom of association is, in fact, the "gay
agenda." The militants want new laws forcing others to
accept them on their own terms. Such compulsory association
is what is now meant by civil rights. Our political language
is being perverted along with our morals. Orwell would
understand. Homosexual claims are always made in the name of
"tolerance" and "pluralism." Not that the gay movement
itself is long on tolerance; but that's okay. Under the new
rules, gays promote tolerance by demanding it for
themselves, not by extending it to others. By contrast,
"pluralism" requires Catholicism and the Boy Scouts, for
example, to give up their core convictions. The underlying principle of the "pluralistic" society is
that designated "reactionaries" must always yield - or be
forced to yield - to designated "progressives." Institutions
must be overhauled, creeds revised, traditions abandoned,
"offensive" words weeded out. And the centralized state is
to lead the process, in the manner of the "revolutionary
vanguard" of the old Soviet system. Far from offering critical opposition to the New Order,
the media are its enthusiastic agents, providing constant
propaganda support. "Gays" receive only positive coverage;
the participation of pedophiles in the gay movement is
airbrushed out, lest it embarrass the holy cause of Sexual
Freedom. Have you ever seen a report on a "gay pride march"
that even mentioned, let alone highlighted, the marchers
under the banner of the North American Man-Boy Love
Association? Of course not. Homosexual gatherings are always portrayed
as happy, innocuous events, as wholesome as state fairs. Who
could possibly object? Only a "homophobe." After all, these
oppressed people are victims of "discrimination" (that is,
free choices the New Order frowns on). They're only asking
for the same rights everyone else has! These rights include the right to marry (that is, to
"marry" a member of your own sex), the right to compel
others to accept you (and pay the medical bills your
unsanitary "lifestyle" incurs), and of course the right to
an apology from the Catholic Church - the same rights we all
enjoy. How do you satirize a movement like this, which is so far
beyond anything Jonathan Swift could have imagined?
Maybe the Roman satirist Juvenal could have done it;
but his Second Satire, which describes the homosexuals of
his own day in uproariously gross terms, would probably have
been rejected by any respectable publisher in our time. As
so often happens, we have to go to the classics to read
things the New Order wouldn't permit. Most great satirists, from Aristophanes to Tom
Wolfe, have been conservatives, or reactionaries, who
managed to keep their heads amid contemporary fads. They
generally seem "behind the times" because they stubbornly
hold to permanent moral standards, even when they write
obscenely. But it's often the biting reactionary who has the last
word on his own time. Juvenal, thou shouldst be living at
this hour! |